-What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
-What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
-Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
-When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
-What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.